yeah, im sure you’ve woken up to some pretty weird stuff that you dont remember happening
but imagine waking up and you’re eight months pregnant
when your mom’s cooking food and you can smell it from another room
"is there an international men’s day?" yes actually! it’s tomorrow! and the next day! and the day after! and every other day of every year
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BEARD I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
i dont get why anna’s parents were so worried about elsa’s ice powers hurting her i mean
anna rode her bike down the fucking stairs
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on